single - just go die now why dont u

in a couple - aww how sweet *gag*

other - what on earth? sort it out

 

there. i think i offended you all now....

 

but who says i have to stop there? this next pic is to help promote a 'safer' valentines day for everyone.... have a rose!

anyhoo, here are some alternatives....mwhahaha!

 

 Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

 

 I thought that I could love no other

 Until, that is, I met your brother.

 

 Of loving beauty you float with grace

 If only you could hide your face

 

 

 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

 This describes everything you are not

 

 I want to feel your sweet embrace

 But don't take that paper bag off of your face

 

 I love your smile, your face, your eyes-

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

 My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

 

 I see your face when I am dreaming.

 That's why I always wake up screaming

 

 My love, you take my breath away.

 But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

 What inspired this amorous rhyme?

 Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

 My feelings for you no words can tell,

 Except for maybe "go to hell"